I Was There for Liverpool's Absurd 7-0 Destruction of Manchester United
The date was Sunday, 5 March 2023, and Anfield already had that special charge in the air when I took my seat. This was Liverpool against Manchester United, a rivalry that needs no introduction, but that afternoon felt different. Liverpool had been wobbling through a turbulent season, yet there was a glint in the old stadium's eye, a kind of whispered promise that something absurd might happen. I mean, 7-0 — you don't expect that in your wildest dreams.

The first half was a strange, slow-burning affair. Manchester United had their moments, and for large stretches the game felt like it could tip either way. But Anfield was patient, the Kop humming with that low, expectant noise that makes the hair on your arms stand up. Then, just before the break, Cody Gakpo swept the ball home. The stadium exhaled and roared. It was only 1-0 at half-time, but the air had shifted.
After the interval, Liverpool decided to turn the match into a full demolition. Gakpo added another, Darwin Nunez began doing Darwin Nunez things — all chaos, power, and dashes of brilliance — and Mohamed Salah glided into dangerous spaces with that cold, familiar certainty. Erik ten Hag's side simply had no answers. By the time Roberto Firmino came off the bench to notch the seventh, it felt less like a football match and more like Anfield was telling an old story to a new generation. And then, well, things got a little too real.
One supporter, overcome by the moment after Firmino's goal, charged on to the pitch to celebrate. I watched it happen in that weird slow-motion way your brain uses when it knows something is about to go wrong. He wanted to be part of the joy. Instead, he accidentally wiped out Liverpool's own men. Andy Robertson hit the deck, and Curtis Jones was visibly wincing in pain. The whole thing was bizarre, a slice of pure slapstick dropped into the middle of a historic afternoon.
Jurgen Klopp was absolutely furious. As the stewards escorted the supporter off the pitch, the fan walked right past the Liverpool manager, whose face was a thundercloud. Honestly, I don't blame him. The last thing you need at 7-0 up in a game like that is one of your own players getting hurt because somebody got carried away. It was a reminder that joy has edges too.
Fortunately, both Robertson and Jones were able to continue and finish the match. The final whistle felt less like an ending and more like a release. Liverpool had endured a turbulent season up to that point, but this victory lifted them to fifth in the Premier League table. They sat just three points behind Tottenham Hotspur in the race for the fourth and final Champions League spot, and they had a game in hand. The fact they were only seven points behind United after such an inconsistent campaign was almost as wild as the scoreline itself.
Here is how the goals were shared that day:
| Player | Goals |
|---|---|
| Cody Gakpo | 2 |
| Darwin Nunez | 2 |
| Mohamed Salah | 2 |
| Roberto Firmino | 1 |
That win was not just three points. It was a statement, a release of pressure, and a little bit of madness rolled into one. Liverpool were still in the fight, and the fans knew it. The next test was a trip to the south coast to face relegation-threatened Bournemouth on Saturday, 11 March. After that afternoon, you felt the Reds could do just about anything.
In the hours after the final whistle, nobody wanted to leave. The songs echoed around the stands long after the players had gone down the tunnel. That is the thing about Anfield on days like this: the stadium keeps humming, as if the walls themselves are trying to remember the score.
Even now, three years later in 2026, I can still see Robertson falling to the ground and Klopp's furious glare. Some victories age differently. That one glows. ⚽
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